When Your (3yo) Kid Drops the F-Bomb

I went to pick up my 3yo, E, from his grandparent’s house one day and after the usual run-down of they day’s events, my mother-in-law told me that he had said F***ers. And he had used it “appropriately,” that is, in the correct context. I was shocked. Admittedly, I’ve been known to use the F-word in its many forms, and I’ve gotten better at calming down so that it doesn’t just fall out of my mouth. I do try really hard not to swear around kids, and while I love a good f-bomb, that particular version of the word is not one I use (often). Though she had told him it wasn’t a word he should use, I figured I should bring it up with him again. Because, you know, I’m the parent and I guess these are the sorts of things we should deal with.

On the way home I said “E, grandma told me you used a word today that you shouldn’t.” He said “Ohh, f***ers!?” Thank goodness he couldn’t see me in the front seat as I had to stop myself from laughing. So what did I do? I called my husband because I wanted him to be in on it too! After my husband picked up the phone, E told daddy how he said “f***ers” at grandma’s house. Through controlled giggles we told him that it was not a nice word, and that he shouldn’t say it. If he’s frustrated, he can say “Aww, man!”

After ignoring his use of the word a couple more times in the next few days, it seemed to disappear. And then about a month later as we pulled into the pre-school parking lot, he started up again, playing with a toy he brought in the car, saying “Don’t do that you f***er!” I held my breath- maybe I misheard? Nope. He said it four times in the span of 30 seconds. My first thought? “F**k.” and then “Yeah- he gets it from me.” And then, “oh crap- he’s going to drop the F-bomb at school. My kid is going to be that kid.” So what did I do? I attempted damage control.


“E, honey. That’s not a nice word. It can hurt people’s feelings and make them mad.”

“But why?”

“Um, well…it’s just not nice and there are some words that we shouldn’t say.”

“F***ers?”

“Yes. That. Please don’t use that word.”

“But I want to.”

We were sitting in the parking lot and I really had no idea how to “handle” this. I still don’t know if this is the best course of action, but it’s the one I chose. I said:

“Okay, E, listen. Just don’t say it at school, okay? The teachers will be mad and it’s not nice. It’s not a word for school, okay?”

His response? “Okay.” But can you really trust a 3-year-old to do what they say they will?

What can you do when your kid drops the F-bomb in the school parking lot?
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I was nervous while he was gone and happened to see a mom-friend whose son is in E’s class. I apologized in advance if her son came home shouting F***ers. I constantly looked at my phone thinking I was going to get a phone call to come get my foul-mouth child. No calls came from school that morning, and a few hours later I went to get him. As we got in the car, with a big smile on his face, E said “Mommy, I didn’t say f***ers at school.” And all I could say was, “Good job, honey. Thank you.” Sometimes you gotta go for the small wins!

I will say that after that this, the F-bomb hasn’t really showed up again. I would like to think it’s at least in part because we didn’t freak out over it and tried our best to explain the issue and set boundaries. Or, he just got distracted by something else. Whatever the reason, the only people dropping F-bombs at our house are the grown-ups.

What mortifying moments have you had with your kids?

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  • Hahaha, oh Sara this had me laughing. I went through something VERY SIMILAR a few months ago with my 3 year old. Right context and all… I was equal amounts of shocked and impressed! He didn’t want to stop saying it either, so I decided to pretend it wasn’t really a word and asked him if he was saying “freaking” instead… which worked. Only now I’ve got a 3 year old that says “freaking” like a teenager. Oh well, you win some, you lose some 😉 Thanks for sharing!

    • Thanks, Stefani! I’m so glad I’m not alone in this and that I’m not the only one with mixed feelings when this sort of thing happens. It’s hard because on the one hand, it’s just a word, and on the other hand, it’s so offensive to some people and very inappropriate in certain contexts. So yes, you win some, you lose some! Great way to look at it!

  • Lol. Omg. I can see my kid being that kid too. She dropped the G D phrase and used it appropriately too. My husband and I laughed and have become EXTREMELY careful about what we say around her.

    • Thanks for sharing, Jenna! I feel like this phrase will be in our future too! It’s so true how careful you have to be and I’m not always good at that!! (Though I’m sticking with my story that he did not get that particular use of the F-bomb from me!)